Guidette Blow Up Doll
Shes the whore from the Jersey shore who always wants more. Meet Guidette, the filthy lil pot belly pig who loves balls on her chin more than the all you can eat buffet. When this pudgy porker aint tanning or stuffing her face, shes busy blowin every guido on the boardwalk with a tan and a tank top. Just add air and this little slut is the life of any party be careful though, shes a real knockout when she gets drunk. What are you waiting for yo, give her your frigging sauseege already kid.